For immediate release from The Elm Street Journal Editorial Sweat Lodge.
Information regarding the loss of Elm Street Journal website information information:
While we cannot directly import all your favorite ESJ posts from yesteryear – the database file was covered in syrup , we have secured the services of the firm of Dewey, Burnham & Jimenez to recreate the entire back catalog of ESJ stores from the memories of Mr. Charles Woo, the doddering 99 year old Chinese millionaire, and Winston Merrill, Catherine Swarmy’s butler who is richer than she is. They’re doing this recreation over drinks, so it should be pretty wild.
(Don’t drink, kids!!)
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