I actually died over night and came back to life now I am a vampire and you are my apprentice
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 24, 2012
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Author Archives: Gothman
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did you hug a tree today send mepic of your splinters
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 23, 2012
FILE UNDER: BRANCH RICKEY
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Let me be clear that home run off my head should have been a four base error it was not going over the wall cannot be scored a hit
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 17, 2012
If your metally ill and paranoid we can be best friends
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 17, 2012
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Do they have baseball in xanadu
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 10, 2012
FILE UNDER: OLIVIA “JUICE” NEWTON JOHN
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I am going to play baseball again even if I have to die trying
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 8, 2012
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