I’m not that great, this is not in despute, but this may be the most contrived thing I have ever done:

I mean, come on.  I’m trying to sell this monstrosity on a t-shirt? I’m not sure I would want to meet whoever would buy a shirt with this on it.

THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE IT??

Because no one else did. (YET!)  And I think that’s how rich people get rich, the timing of making awful things.  I DON’T KNOW.

Look, I’m not fan of this Leno character. He’s a sleeze. He stole that show of his right from out the hands of his friend Dave Letterman and drove that show into the ditch.  I guess! I never, ever watched it, ever.  Like a lot of people my age who like funny things, Dave is my hero. I like Conan O’Brien, he’s great, but Dave is my guy.  But this dope Leno? Heave ho.

But still, this shirt is so vulgar (using the Chanel definition) it’s embarrassing.

WON’T YOU BUY TEN??

Yuck.

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