The Elm Street Journal

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Gothman — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 22:40:23 +0000

I actually died over night and came back to life now I am a vampire and you are my apprentice

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 24, 2012

FILE UNDER: I WANT TO SUCK

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Gothman — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 01:32:59 +0000

did you hug a tree today send mepic of your splinters

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 23, 2012

FILE UNDER: BRANCH RICKEY

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Gothman — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 04:24:00 +0000

Let me be clear that home run off my head should have been a four base error it was not going over the wall cannot be scored a hit

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 17, 2012

If your metally ill and paranoid we can be best friends

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 17, 2012

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Gothman — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 19:44:52 +0000

Do they have baseball in xanadu

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 10, 2012

FILE UNDER: OLIVIA “JUICE” NEWTON JOHN

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Gothman — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 19:33:47 +0000

I am going to play baseball again even if I have to die trying

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 8, 2012

FILE UNDER: YOU’RE IN ANALYSIS